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- Top Ten Reasons Saddam Surrendered Without a Fight!
Top Ten Reasons Saddam Surrendered Without a Fight!
10. MOLD IN SPIDER HOLE GIVING HIM TERRIBLE SINUS HEADACHE.
9. COALITION PROMISED TO LET HIM WATCH THE BEARS-VIKINGS GAME FROM HIS CELL.
8. HEARD A RUMOR THAT ALL WAS FORGIVEN.
7. RAN OUT OF CARB BLOCKER. AFRAID OF GAINING ALL THAT WEIGHT BACK.
6. TWO WORDS: INDOOR PLUMBING
5. WAS TOLD HIS SENTENCE WOULD BE COMMUTED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE IF HOWARD DEAN WINS IN 2004
4. AFRAID COALITION FORCES WOULD DIG UP HIS FAVORITE MASS GRAVE
3. CAN'T GET RUSH LIMBAUGH FROM TIKRIT
2. "F**k GEORGE W. BUSH!!! I'M STARVING."
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON SADAAM HUSSEIN GAVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT:
HOPING TO MEET JIMMY CARTER!!!!!!!
Submitted by Terry B
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