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- Arnold's Top 10 Agenda Items Now He's Elected
Arnold's Top Ten Agenda Items Now That He's Been Elected Governor of California
10. Return to Austria and proclaim the first glorious victory for the new "Fourth Reich"
9. Build "Fat Camps" across the state
8. Set up language classes for Mexican immigrants, teaching them English and German
7. "Bitch Slap" Leno and Letterman
6. Assign Mary Carey to newly created "Ambassador to the Internet" post, with an office directly across the hall from his own
5. Slash taxes, raise driver's license fees to $6,000
4. Declare Muscle Beach as the new state capitol
3. Replace all CHP vehicles with armed Hummers and Harleys
2. Make some really serious changes on his calender for the next four years
1. Cast Gray Davis as the first guy killed in his next movie
Submitted by Bill W.
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