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- Identify Which State You're From by....
HOW TO IDENTIFY BY STATES
You live in New York if...
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
You think Central Park is "nature."
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've worn out a car horn.
You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You live in California if...
You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
You live in Alaska if...
You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
The four seasons are: winter, still winter, construction, and almost winter .
You have more than one recipe for salmon and bear.
You live in the Deep South if...
You get a movie and bait in the same store.
"ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Joe, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.
You are in the south when you invite someone to come over this evening and they show up on your doorstep at 2:00 p.m.
You live in Colorado if...
You carry your $4,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
A pass does not involve a football or dating.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You live in the Midwest if...
You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" (You obviously didn't have a mother who routinely answered such questions with, "Behind the at.")
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
You live in Florida if...
You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
All purchases include a coupon of some kind... even houses and cars.
Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
There are only GIANT doctors in Florida (Every person's doctor is "The Biggest" in his field)
Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
You stand a 50-50 chance of losing your vote because of some technical glitch.
You live in or around Pittsburgh if you say things like:
My father works in a stilw milw.
Be sure to silw the letter before you melw wit..
I hurt my left hilw when I was running down the hilw.
I gotta redd up the house.
The kitchen needs painted.
My one brother lives in DE-troit and the other in Illy-noise.
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