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The Pope was knealing beside his bed one morning in deep prayer when one of
his closest assitants ran though the door in utter jubilation, yet sadness. The
Pope saw this and asked,"My son, you seem so happy yet you are sad, why?"
The assistant replied, "You're holiness, it's like this, I have both good news
and bad news"
"Well my son, tell me what the good news is" asked the Pope.
"I have Jesus on the phone, he's returned" said the assistant.
Overjoyed, the Pope praised the heavens and said, "My son that's wonderful
news, what could the bad news possibly be?"
His assistant replied, "He's calling from Salt Lake City!"
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