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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT "GLOBAL WARMING?"
 I BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING - WE ACT NOW!
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 WHAT'S "GLOBAL WARMING?"
 
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Strange Senior Dating Personal Ads Published in "The Villages" Newspaper

Senior dating as in The Villages in Florida ── a huge retirement community north of Tampa.

You can say what you want about Florida but you never hear about anyone retiring and moving up north.

These are actual ads published in The Villages (a Florida newspaper).


FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty in her 80s. Iím slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.Matching white shoes and belt, a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband.
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick (or are now a groovy hen) let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

And ─── a favorite:


MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
 






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