1955 VS 2014 - Our PC Lunacy is Destroying Us!
1955 versus 2014
I guess those were the "good old days"!!
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.
1955 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up friends.
2014 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management program for 3 months. School board holds meeting to implement bullying prevention program.
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1955 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2014 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1955 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1955 - Mark gets a glass of water from the Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a successful business man.
2014 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from July 4th night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.
1955 - Wasps die.
2014 - Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, they investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an airplane again.
Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
She hugs him to comfort him.
1955 - Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
3 days later his knee is heeled.
2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.
This should be sent to every e-mail address, to remind us how stupid we have become!
Submitted by David M.