11 Ways A Condom Can Save Your Life
11 Ways A Condom Can Save Your Life: Multi-functional survival uses for a CONDOM.
November 28, 2012
Iíve just come out of hibernation from writing another survival book (details to come soon). I really need a fun Ďcreativeí and not too serious survival project. I figure since my SURVIVAL TAMPON post went over so well (did you know I was featured on the OFFICIAL TAMPAX FACEBOOK PAGE Ė my Mom was so proud) I would keep this project in the same spirit. Hope you enjoy.
Including CONDOMS in survival kits is not a new idea. People have been packing them in mini survival kits for as long as I can remember Ė using them primarily as an expandable WATER CONTAINER. Donít worry, Iíll get into details later. While a little taboo, Iíll ask that you set aside any preconceived notions you might have about condoms. In this post, Iíll argue that as far as multi-functional survival uses are concerned, the condom offers an incredible BANG for your buck. Sorry Ė I couldnít resist.
Iíll break down the many uses within each CORE SURVIVAL CATEGORY.
As Iíve mentioned, including condoms in survival kits is not a new idea. They make amazing compact water containers that can hold as much as 2 liters of water if handled properly. They are, after all, designed to be water tight. The elasticity of latex condoms is SHOCKING.
These little suckers will stretch to sizes that will surprise you. Check out how big this one got?
However, while it excels in elasticity, it lacks in durability. The thin latex walls are very susceptible to sharp objects and puncture. Especially when filled with water, the slightest prick (even from a blade of grass) will split it open almost instantly. Then, youíve lost your water AND your container. No fear Ė there is a strategy for carrying water in a condom. The easiest Iíve found it to take off your sock and fill the condom inside of your sock. Not only does the sock provide stability but it also provides protection. It still needs to be coddled like a little baby but itís not AS delicate. Other options are to wrap it in a t-shirt and even fill it inside a backpack or helmet. It helps to stretch the condom a little bit first Ė kind of like you do when getting ready to blow up a balloon. Condom balloon animals anyone?
A Condom is easier to fill when water is falling into it versus just sweeping it through the water. In nature, if you can find a little water fall or fast moving water it will make your life a lot easier. Tie the mouth of the condom off around a stick about the diameter of your thumb. This way, you can fairly easily untie it. Just knotting it off with no stick makes it very difficult to open back up again. You may need to use it over and over again so donít rush it.
Hereís the link to order: http://willowhavenoutdoor.com/store/products/non-lubricated-survival-kit-condoms/
Just because youíve collected and contained water doesnít mean itís OK to drink. Once your condom is full, you must now consider purification options. Boiling is not an option unless you have a metal container. But, maybe you have a metal container and youíre just using the the condom to transport MORE water from point A to point B. If so, great. If not, you can purify the water chemically with Iodine, Bleach (Chlorine) or store bought water purification tablets. Learn how to purify water with bleach in this POST I WROTE HERE. If you are packing condoms in a small survival kit, be sure to include a handful of purification tablets for a complete water purification system. Need some great water purification tablets? I sell some HERE for only $7.98. Stocking stuffer anyone? I can see it now, a box of condoms and some water purification tabs sticking out of a Christmas stocking. Thereís something just not right about that picture.
The most obvious way to use a condom to aid in survival fire is to protect DRY fire tinder. Just because the weather is great NOW doesnít mean itís going to stay that way. Finding dry fire tinder in wet and rainy conditions can be very difficult. Protecting dry fire tinder during inclement weather is very easy Ė when you have a condom. Simply stuff the condom with your best tinder and tuck it away for a rainy day. No rocket science here.
One condom even protects this entire bracket fungus Ė which contains a load of excellent natural tinder.
The condom ITSELF also makes excellent fire tinder. With an open flame such as a match or cigarette lighter, a latex condom will ignite almost instantaneously and burn furiously for several minutes Ė allowing you plenty of time to build your fire. Below is a quick video I shot to demonstrate how well a latex condom burns:
But what if you donít have an ignition source? Fire requires 3 elements: IGNITION SOURCE (HEAT), FUEL and OXYGEN. If you donít have matches or a ferro rod, then I guess you can fill the condom with water and use it as a magnifying glass on a sunny day like this guy did:
Anyone ever tried this? Itís fall here in Indiana and the sun isnít hot enough this time of year to make it work but you can guarantee next summer Iíll try it. But, Iím not going to let NO SUN stop me from getting a fire by using a condom so I resorted to a more primitive method Ė the thumb loop hand drill. The hand drill is probably the hardest of all primitive fire starting methods. Without practice, it can be very difficult to get the right combination of pressure and spindle speed to generate enough heat to create an ember. However, thumb loops really help facilitate this process. Thumb loops allow the user to apply more pressure on the spindle and also spin their hands in pretty much one place. Below is a video of how I used condom thumb loops to help generate a coal with a hand drill set.
I also used a handful of condoms as a engine for a traditional Bow Drill Fire Set. Notice in the video below that the condom engine replaces the typical BOW in BOW Drill. I call this the CONDOM DRILL FIRE by FRICTION SET:
Seriously, how can a condom provide you with survival food? In more ways than you might think actuallyÖ
Iím a huge fan of sling shots. Iíve been working on a small game hunting post featuring sling shots for several months and this was the perfect opportunity to test out an idea I had Ė the Condom Small Game Hunter Sling Shot. Sounds funny, right? Condoms arenít that much different from the latex bands that come stock with most small game hunting sling shots. Remember, your ability to improvise is your most valuable survival skill!
I started my build with a natural tree fork.
After a little detailing and carving I ended up with a nice little pocket sized Sling Shot Frame.
Next, I used 3 condoms on each fork to provide the force necessary to kill small game. I put the condoms inside each other with a little wad of cattail fuzz at the bottom and used duct tape to hold each condom band on the frame. The wad of cattail fuzz prevents the condoms from pulling out of the duct tape.
I decided rather than launch imperfect rocks with a leather pouch, I would use a loop of bank line as a anchor point to nock a hand-carved mini dart. I wrapped the other end of the condoms around the loop of bank line and again duct taped it in place.
Below is a maple branch I used to carve some of the mini dart projectiles.
As you can see, some of the darts are tipped with a Honey Locust thorn using Pine Pitch. Itís not necessary, but Iím really digging how deadly these darts look, arenít you? To see how I make an all natural Pine Pitch Glue, read THIS POST.
Those are some sick looking little arrows arenít they? I know what youíre thinking. Cool looking sling-shot, but thereís no way you can actually kill small game with it in a survival scenario. Oh, ye of little faith.
Worse case scenario, a condom can be used as a crude rubber glove while dealing with any first aid related issues. It will protect the wound from your nasty hands as well as protect you from the wound if youíre dealing with someone else.
Protect Your Muzzel
Iíve heard 1st hand accounts from soldiers whoíve attended courses at Willow Haven that they used condoms to protect their rifles while serving in the Middle East. They would cover the muzzle of their rifle to prevent sand/mud/water from getting inside Ė very simple and effective.
While there are many natural options for a fishing bobber, a make-shift condom bobber is pretty darn effective. Iíve found that rather than just tying off an air bubble in the condom, it works a little better if you stuff in some cattail fluff (called Ďcattail downí) instead. Cattail down is naturally buoyant and also water-resistant so itís the perfect bobber filling. Did you know that life-jackets used to be filled with cattail down before synthetic materials were invented? You may need to know that if you ever want to construct a survival life-jacket! The cattail down adds a little weight to prevent your bobber from just blowing around in the wind.
Anyone ever seen CAST AWAY with Tom Hanks? Remember his little buddy WILSON? Iíve got a survival companion too. I just call him Lilí Cody. He debuted in the sling shot video above when I put a mini-arrow through his face. Heíll keep you company when you are alone, starving and freezing in the woods while trying to make a Condom Sling Shot.
Submitted by Jake T.