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Quote: Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn, I was so happy since the hour I was born.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Quote: A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Author: Robert Lee Frostz

Quote: Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

Author: John Heywood

Quote: I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

Author: Pete Rose

Quote: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Author: Lucille Ball

Quote: The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

Author: English Proverb

Quote: Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny

Quote: The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Author: Oscar Wilde

Quote: There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.

Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

Quote: PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind.

Author: Alexander Pope

Quote: Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Author: Fred Astaire

Quote: Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

Author: Lucy Larcom

Quote: It takes a long time to grow young.

Author: Pablo Picasso

Quote: It is better to wear out than to rust out.

Author: Bishop Richard Cumberland

Quote: My Birthday! what a difference sound That word had in my youthful ears; And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears.

Author: Thomas Moore

Quote: Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

Author: Henri Frederic Amiel

Quote: I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Author: Elizabeth Arden

Quote: Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.

Author: Thomas Arnold

Quote: I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Author: Lady Nancy Astor

Quote: Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Author: Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

Quote: We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

Author: May L. Becker

Quote: You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

Author: Anouk Aimee

Quote: The surest sign of age is loneliness.

Author: Amos Bronson Alcott

Quote: To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

Author: Thomas B. Aldrich

Quote: To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.

Author: Samuel Beckett

Quote: There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Author: John Glenn

Quote: We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Author: Chili Davis

Quote: I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Author: Steven Wright

Quote: Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade

Author: Unknown

Quote: Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Author: Unknown

Quote: The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Author: Unknown

Quote: A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Author: Unknown

Quote: Yesterday, it was my birthday I hung one more year on the line I should be depressed My life's a mess But I'm Having A Good Time...

Author: Paul Simon

Quote: Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.

Author: Susan B. Anthony

Quote: Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.

Author: Ralph Parlett

Quote: Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one.

Author: Frederick Leboyer

Quote: The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

Author: Seneca

Quote: Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come.

Author: Rabindranath

Quote: Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up...a lot of people don't have the courage to do it.

Author: Helen Hayes

Quote: 'Tis education forms the common mind, Just as the twig is bent, the tree's incln'd.

Author: Alexander Pope

Quote: When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

Author: James M. Barrie

Quote: Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

Author: Margaret Fuller

Quote: Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November; All the rest have thirty-one, Excepting February alone, And that has twenty-eight days clear And twenty-nine in each leap year.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

Author: Edith Wharton

Quote: Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Author: Robert Lynd

Quote: It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Author: Ellen Glasgow

Quote: I remember, I remember The roses, red and white, The violets, and the lily-cups, Those flowers made of light! The lilacs, where the robin built, And where my brother set The laburmum on his birthday,- The tree is living yet.

Author: Thomas Hood

Quote: Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Author: Franz Kafka

Quote: At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles-wrinkles that my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing.

Author: Andre Gide

Quote: My heart is like a singing bird... Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.

Author: Christine Rossetti

Quote: want to be an artist To paint pictures just for you, So when each birthday comes around, I can send you quite a few.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.

Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Quote: It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.

Author: Margaret Mead

Quote: There was a star danced, and under that was I born.

Author: William Shakespeare

Quote: There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Author: George Santayana

Quote: One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.

Author: Virginia Woolf

Quote: Youth comes but once in a lifetime.

Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote: Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.

Author: Rudyard Kipling

Quote: Keep true to the dream of thy youth.

Author: Friedrich Von Schiller

Quote: It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else.

Author: Albert Schweitezer

Quote: A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.

Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote: Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

Author: Georges Clemenceau

Quote: The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Author: T. S. Eliot

Quote: From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

Author: Sophie Tucker

Quote: When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.

Author: Blair Sabol

Quote: When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Author: Mark Twain

Quote: Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Author: Coco Chanel

Quote: How far that little candle throws his beams!

Author: William Shakespeare

Quote: If you want to be happy, be.

Author: Henry David Thoreau

Quote: The secret anniversaries of the heart.

Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote: Never look a gift horse in the mouth!

Author: St. Jerome

Quote: The manner of giving is worth more than the gift.

Author: Pierre Cornielle

Quote: Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Author: Anonymous

Quote: After all, tomorrow is another day.

Author: Margaret Mitchell

Quote: Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.

Author: Carl Sandburg

Quote: You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.

Author: Ethel Barrymore

Quote: One to-day is worth two to-morrows.

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Quote: The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Author: Alphonse Karr

Quote: Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

Author: Edward Steichen

Quote: If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer.

Author: Dag Hammarskjold

Quote: We are always the same age inside.

Author: Gertrude Stein

Quote: The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.

Author: Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Quote: Thirty, thirty-five, forty, all had come to visit her like admonitory relatives, and all had slipped away without a trace, without a sound, and now, once again, she was waiting.

Author: Evan S. Connell

Quote: I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.

Author: Thomas Alva Edison

Quote: Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

Author: French proverb

Quote: At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Quote: A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

Author: Robert Benchley

Quote: You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty.

Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Quote: No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us, - something more than we could learn by ourselves, from a book.

Author: Cyril Connolly

Quote: You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.

Author: Henry Ford

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