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Differences Between North and South

The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses



The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.



The North has double last names, The South has double first names.



The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.



The North has green salads, The South has collard greens



The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.



FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH:



In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in

a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.

Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they

live for.



Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same

store.......do not buy food at this store.



Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's'

is plural possessive. Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here,

are ya?"



Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to

use it.



Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't

understand you either.



The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's

vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol,"truck or big'ol" boy. Most

Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of

them are in denial about it.



The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.



Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.



If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should

stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever

say.



Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns,

they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.



In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green

lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.



AND REMEMBER:



If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will

accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the

oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.



Have a good day! Send this to four people that ain't related to you, and I

reckon your life will turn into a country music song 'fore you know it.

Submitted by John V.
 






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