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Vol 705 - June 22, 2008 - Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== STRANGE QUOTES: My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. (Sam Goldwyn) Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike Milligan) What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. (Henny Youngman) There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. (Lord Amherst) My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. (Paul Getty) Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender. (Kay Ingram) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs BRIGHT SIGNS! How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth. LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... PISCES: Light bulb? 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