VOL 1612 - JUNE 18, 2017 - Beer Label Warnings
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Strange Thoughts to Ponder:
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Do mimes watch silent movies?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
What would you use to dilute water?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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CLEVER AUTO ACCESSORIES - TAILPIPE CURLY BLOWERS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/202770.html
STRANGE BALD HEAD PROBLEMS - THESE 2 GUYS SHOULD GET TOGETHER! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/202771.html
CAT FUN - STRANGE PAIR OF WHITE CATS WITH ONE BLUE AND ONE YELLOW EYE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/202772.html
STRANGE PARADE FLOATS - HUGE TACO ON WHEELS - PEOPLE DRESS AS THE LETTUCE ONIONS AND BEEF! - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/202773.html
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STRANGE OLDE FAMILY PICTURES - DAUGHTER FINDS AN OLD PIX OF MOTHER AND FATHER - NOTICES STRANGE EXTRA HAND ON DADS ARM! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/202775.html
POLICE FIND 600 POUNDS OF CANDY - LOLLIPOPS LACED WITH METH! - http://www.strangetrucks.com/content/item/202776.html
SOCCER MORONS - TWO TOUGH SOCCER PLAYERS SQUARE OFF IN THE WORST FIGHT IN HISTORY! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/202777.html
STRANGE OLDE WEAPONS - RARE 3 SHOT REVOLVER! WOW! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/202778.html
STRANGE JAPANESE AUTO CUSTOM INTERIOR - MISS KITTY EVERYWHERE! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/202779.html
EDUCATION FUN - NASTY PRANK ON THE TEACHER - PENIS DRAWN ON CHALK BOARD REAPPEARS WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HID IT! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/202780.html
STRANGE OLDE WEST RODEO - COWBOY BULL RIDING TURNS INTO BUFFALO RIDING CONTEST! - CUSTER COUNTY RODEO AND FAIR - 1935 - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/187133.html
NASA FUN - TAKE A LOOK AT THE 12 NEWEST ASTRONAUTS CHOSEN FROM 18,300 APPLICATIONS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/202781.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - POLICE CARS - EMERGENCY VEHICLES - FIRE TRUCKS
The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Strange Things I Learned in the South - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/180100.html
20 Strange Facts About Hitler - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/139073.html
Strange Naval History - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/130345.html
Moron Complains About an Air Force 'Flyby" - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/136961.html
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