VOL 1607 - MAY 31, 2017 - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts
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Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?"
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts
EVER notice that it's easier to get up at 6:00 to golf than at 10:00 to mow?
- GOLF IS the ultimate love/hate relationship.
- SOMETIMES it seems as though your cup moveth over.
- IT TAKES LONGER to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.
- A GOOD DRIVE on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
- WATER hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles and frogs, either.
- GOLF IS the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a lot.
- A GOOD golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.
- THAT rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
- IF THERE'S a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
- A PRO shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
- IT'S amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand trap.
- IF YOUR opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.
- YOU probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!
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