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VOL 1607 - MAY 31, 2017 - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts

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Strange Quotes from England

Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?"
Expert : "Er, yes." (Channel 4 News)

"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."
(Jimmy Hill -- BBC)

"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names."
(Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3)

"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily." (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio Sports Commentary)

Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day."
Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?"
(Talk Radio)

Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?"
15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time."
(BBC Radio 4)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts

EVER notice that it's easier to get up at 6:00 to golf than at 10:00 to mow?

- GOLF IS the ultimate love/hate relationship.

- SOMETIMES it seems as though your cup moveth over.

- IT TAKES LONGER to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.

- A GOOD DRIVE on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

- WATER hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles and frogs, either.

- GOLF IS the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a lot.

- A GOOD golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

- THAT rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

- IF THERE'S a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

- Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

- A PRO shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

- IT'S amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand trap.

- IF YOUR opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

- YOU probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!

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